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Dating at a Distance: A Time to Swipe Left

Check out the size of this immune response.

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New Evidence Indicates Intelligence Not Contagious

“In terms of facts, data, and wisdom, there was zero community spread,” the report stated.

March 26, 2020

The Very First Wave

My friend in the medium-to-far distance seemed to respond to my wild hand motions, so maybe I just ease up a notch. Just sort of move my arm above my head.

March 26, 2020

Welcome to Life Through the Looking Glass

365体育官方网站Boredom and forced closures have driven some of my neighbors to desperation. Socializing on the streets. Even exercise!

March 25, 2020

Fauci Tricks Trump Into Believing There Is No Easter This Year

365体育官方网站According to the epidemiologist, Trump was initially baffled by the news.

March 25, 2020

Highly Relatable Fantasies for Everyone

A machine is invented that can turn your thoughts into ice creams you’re in the mood for.

March 25, 2020
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Self-Isolating: A Pandemic Special

“Thirty years of avoiding other human beings . . . validated!”

The Isolation Olympics

365体育官方网站Débuting new sports, including freestyle panic, synchronized worry, and curling (your hair for no reason).

Adages for the Age of Quarantine

365体育官方网站A journey of a thousand miles just isn’t gonna happen anytime soon.

“Lizzie McGuire” Episodes Deemed Too Adult for Disney+

365体育官方网站“Lizzie sets a budget” and other family-unfriendly plots.